Facebook remains the world largest and most popular social network World Wide.
Mostly everyone had account in this site. Face book is
the top social media marketing,
and community and it is constantly growing day by day. Nowadays it is hard to
get people’s attention. But you still want to get more likes, shares, and comments on your posts.
The
question is what to post for getting more engagement? A regular Face book post
has text status update, video, photo or links. Visual content like photos and
videos get more likes as compare to status. But if your Facebook Funny Status Update and
catchy, then you can able to increase engagement in your profile. Let me
suggest you, which funny status updates can drove engagement in your profile.
1. Children: You spend the first 3 years of their
life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years to
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
2. Did anyone else notice the sound
if you click the like button on my status?
3. If money grew on trees, then
girls would be dating monkeys.
4. All my Life I thought air was Free, until I bought
a bag of chips.
5. Dear math, please grow up & crack your own
problems. I am drained of solving them for you.
6. Always speak the truth no matter how bitter
ruthless It Is. But run instantly after saying it.
7. Everyone Says That Love is more important than
Money, but has ever tried to pay your bills with a hug or kiss?
8. When guys get Jealous from girl, it’s really
kind of a cute but girls get jealous
from her partner then World War III is
about to Start.
9. it’s really funny and entertaining when wife
thinks she’s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
10. When I call my parents & they don’t
answer It’s no big deal but when they call me & I don’t answer It’s like to
World War III.
11. Never get Jealous when you see your Ex with
someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the Less
fortunate.
12. Man asks his trainer in the gym that he want
2 impress that girl, suggest me that which machine I can use? Trainer takes
pause for a seconds and suggest him to use ATM machine.
13. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you’re wrong.
14. Oh I’m sorry I didn’t understand that you
were giving me a dirty look; I just thought you were ugly like that all the
time.
15. America is a country where half the money is
spent buying food, and the other half is exhausted trying to lose weight.
16. Face book story: Add as friend –accept- Intro
- Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – calling – meeting – express
love – make relationship status - misunderstanding – fight – break up – un
friend – block - THE END.
17. I’m not 40 actually I am of 18 with 22 years
experience.
18. Some couples are like Tom and Jerry; they
always irritate each other but can’t stay a while without each other.
19. Only one
thing is same in politicians and diapers. They should both be changed in
regular intervals, and for the same reason.
20. To take
ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is study.
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